Sneaky Santa

The Holidays are just around the corner
Christmas only comes once a year
Sure, I like getting presents
But I’m about to tell you about my biggest fear

What if Santa steals your money
What if Santa steals your ring
What is Santa steals your wife
What if Santa steals everything

It’s not that I don’t like Santa
It’s just that he seems so sneaky
The way he tiptoes on the rooftops
And the way he slides down the chimney

What if Santa steals your money
What if Santa steals your ring
What is Santa steals your wife
What if Santa steals everything